today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
Model poses and the finished paintings of Gil Elvgren
This is awesome.
before there was photoshop there were illustrators.
Social justice bloggers
showing up to class and seeing that you’re the best dressed
i want to play laser tag
I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
Christmas in Europe and America
Christmas in Australia and New Zealand
i feel like new zealand is the smaller cooler one
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now