I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
favourite looks: Los Angeles premiere of Thor: The Dark World (2013)
I love this.
How to Get a Child to Confess by Gloria Pritchett
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
:o OMG AHAHHAHAHAHA
all i wanna do is *gunshot gunshot cash register noise* and maybe cuddle a bit
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
JUST WAIT UNTIL MARCH 14
THE DAY KRABS FRIES
In which screaming in front of Webber and Meredith is their guilty pleasure. (Parallel 2x26 // 10x14)
you will never leave